Late To The Party: Ghost Recon: Wildlands

Ghost Recon: Wildlands may have released in March of this year, but I’ve only recently gotten around to dabbling in it. I tried out the beta and wasn’t impressed, but something about the game made me want to pick it up when I saw it on sale a few weeks back.

I’m glad I did, but several things about the game so far rate pretty high on my silly meter (sillometer?). Here are but a few.

One of the first things I noticed was the dialogue. I’m not sure Ubisoft has ever been known for stellar dialogue, but the back and forth of the characters in the cutscenes is pretty cringey. I’ve seen lots of “sh*t” and “f*ck” thrown in for color, even if it doesn’t always make sense. Also, didn’t The Division start off with a cutscene of a lady in a helicopter, too?

Deja vu.

The character creator was baffling. I had only a handful of options for my hair (none of which were all that great), but I had dozens of options for patches on my strictly cosmetic backpack? Or a dozen choices of slightly differing pants? And don’t even get me started on the tattoo options.

Okay, I’ve gotten myself started on the tattoo options.

In reality, I’ve rarely seen someone with a neck tattoo. Even less have I seen someone with a full on face tattoo. In Wildlands, you have options for both. That reminded me of The Division again. Did Ubisoft spend a ton on in-game rendering of face and neck tattoos and want to get their money’s worth? In the first cutscene of the game, we are introduced to the main antagonist…who has a very busy full face and head tattoo.

Color me puzzled.

Much of the gameplay feels fine, but there are a few things I don’t understand.

Like how operating almost any vehicle is a one way trip to struggletown. Riding a motorbike was doable. Yay. Driving a car was a bit wonky, but doable. Flying a helicopter was super awkward, but doable.

But holy mother of good gravy, flying an airplane is d*mn near impossible.

I was trying to do a side mission and had to fly a plane to a particular location. Easy enough, right?

That’s what I thought.

So I climbed in the plane and my co-op partner got in the passenger seat. I took off. That went okay. But when I realized I had to turn left (that’s it, just turn left, no big deal), things got interesting. And by interesting I mean they went running headlong into chaos.

I tried to turn. It looked like I was an uncoordinated pelican. I tried again. It didn’t work. I tried even harder and I did a 360, which, honestly, I felt pretty cool about. I eventually got on the right trajectory to the waypoint. My co-op partner said to me that he thought I need to land at a specific place coming in from a certain angle.

Fat friggin’ chance.

When I tried my best to get the plane to the waypoint, I not only did another 360 (unplanned this time), but did a direct faceplant (noseplant?) into the ground.

I

was

hysterical.

No joke. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. I super thought I killed us, but I didn’t. When the words MISSION FAILED popped up on the screen I d*mn near lost it. It was one of the funniest things I’ve seen myself fail at (in spectacular fashion) in a game in a long while. I wish I’d taken a video clip of it.

I mean, to be fair, I’ve never been great at racing games specifically, but I never had terrible issues driving in non-driving games (e.g.: Far Cry, Dead Island). I did just fine with the gyrocopter in Far Cry 4. But I am not good at flying that Wildlands plane. Here’s hoping I don’t have to do it too often.

I’m glad I gave Wildlands a chance, and I’m looking forward to playing more of it.

This weekend, I’m hoping to get in some more Dark Souls 3, Wildlands, and perhaps some more of the Destiny 2 beta (my partner wants to do the strike). I also would like to push on through a bit more Wolfenstein: The New Order. That’s a pretty full docket. I will also be farming for a particular weapon in Borderlands 2 to pass along to a friend who has never heard of it or seen it in action (Blockhead FOREVER!).

With that I ask, what will you be playing this weekend?

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  1. From the sound of it, I’ll be playing some Borderlands 2 and Dark Souls 3! :-)

    Also will keep plugging along with Darksiders 2. So close to be doing done with that one, I can taste it.

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      • Two scoops of PRAISIN over here!

        My partner is planning on playing more of the Okami HD remaster tonight, so there will be TWO types of praise going on! SO MUCH PRAISE.

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      • It is easily in my top ten games of all time. It’s just about everything I never knew I wanted a game to be. And the art direction is incredible. Nature and feeding creatures and art and whimsy and you play as a freaking white wolf. I could not recommend it more.

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  2. What is it with Ubisoft and face/neck tattoos?! Face/neck tattoos seems to be the antithesis of undercover agents. For me, the worse driving controls in a non-driving game was Watch Dogs (I haven’t played the second game). Admittedly, I haven’t played Ghost Recon: Wildlands, I would like to play The Division again to see the differences in the updates and DLC. This weekend I’ve glorious time to play and I’ve so many choices that I’m not sure what to play. I’ll spend a bit more time in the Destiny 2 beta and see if I can log-in during the hour that The Farm is open as well as play Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End in preparation for the release of Uncharted: The Lost Legacy. I want time in Mass Effect: Andromeda and I’d like to start XCOM 2 given the upcoming release of XCOM 2: War of the Chosen. But y’know…time.

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    • I wish I knew! They do seem awfully prevalent in Ubisoft’s games now! And good point, how is that covert? It just makes you more easily identifiable.

      I agree about Watch Dogs. I never even finished that game. I found the driving to be difficult enough, let alone trying to activate the hackable things while doing it.

      I’m so glad you had more time to play! You deserve it! Did you try the Destiny 2 beta? If so, what did you think? What else did you end up playing?

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