Torbjorn: An Ode To My Stumpy Swedish Friend

torbjorn title card cover

Torbjorn: An Ode To My Stumpy Swedish Friend

Once upon a time was a man named Torbjorn;
In a country called Sweden this man was Torbborn.
A beard in two braids he proudly Torbworn;
Bad guys facing his turret have felt his Torbscorn.
Standing next to his turret, or away, I’m Torbtorn,
As if both were to die, I would sadly Torbmourn.
Back to exact revenge, I would be Torbsworn;
To bask in his glory, is a party Torbhorn.


Yes, you just read that. Cheers, friends!

torbjorn sitting pretty victory pose

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