I’M SITTING HERE ON THE COUCH AND IT’S 3:30AM AND I’VE BEEN PLAYING FALLOUT 76 FOR HOURS AND IN ALL THAT TIME I DIDN’T COMPLETE A SINGLE MISSION INSTEAD I WAS COLLECTING PILLOWS AND PLUNGERS AND MAILBOX FORKS AND ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER AND I WANT TO MAKE A CAMPSITE FILLED WITH THOSE THINGS AND I FEEL SO BARFY FROM STAYING UP SO LATE BECAUSE DEAR GOD I’M FORTY YEARS OLD AND I’M TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T AND I KNOW BETTER THAN TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND THINK I COULD PLAY GAMES UNTIL IT GETS LIGHT OUTSIDE AND THIS IS THE LONGEST SENTENCE AND I WAS TOO TIRED TO EVEN FIND A NEW IMAGE SO I USED THE SAME ONE I USED ON MONDAY AND I NEED TO GO TO BED SO I CAN GET UP AND COLLECT MORE PLUNGERS AND WACKY OUTFITS AND RIGHT NOW MY CHARACTER IS WEARING A DINGY ASYLUM OUTFIT THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE THE BEFORE VERSION OF THE SILENT HILL NURSES BUT SLIGHTLY MORE DEMURE AND THERE IS NO FOG IN FALLOUT 76 THAT I’VE SEEN YET BUT NOW I’M PROPERLY DRESSED FOR IT AND I’M SO SORRY THIS PIECE IS RIDICULOUS BUT I MUST SLEEP.

OHMYGOSHIFEELSOGROSS.

I MUST GO NAP NAP.