As you may have guessed from the title, my internet has gone OH F*CK IT. Perhaps it was the strain of the past several days of E3 livestreams; perhaps it was new equipment. Perhaps it was simply bad luck. Whatever the reason, someone is coming out later today to fix said outage. In the mean time, this will be a palette cleanser of sorts.

I am basically writing this quickly in one of the few spurts of connectivity I’ve been able to take advantage of. I don’t want to lose anything or miss posting, so it’s going to be super short.

Today, I had fully intended to write a piece about my thoughts on each major E3 press conference, however that will have to wait until Friday.

Thank you for being understanding and I’m sorry if I disappointed anyone. There will always be more words later.

Cheers, friends! Please play something online for me and pour one out for my sad, sad scattershot internet.